Who? What? Why?!?👀😑

So.....

Who decided that this “thing” should be termed “Morning Sickness”? Seriously, are you serious? NO! You lied to us! You give us false expectations that our stomachs issues will miraculously be resolved by some weird peculiarity, round about -but exactly around noon🙄 And then you uppercutted 🥊 us by not telling us that we can’t eat since we are nauseous. Are you hungry? Guess what?!? You are still nauseous. Now comes the fun part😬 Having to plan your meals in accordance to what will feel less disgusting coming back up WHEN you throw up afterwards🤢🤮

Oh you have suggestions? Please do tell👂🏽.. “try crackers, eat small meals, sipping water will help”? Oh my, such revolutionary ideas 👏🏽😨. You know, this whole time I’ve just been enjoying this ALL-DAY-SICKNESS, so much so that I just thought I would embrace the whole experience.😠😑