I am seriously considering working in a strip club, anyone with personal experience that could give me some tips?

This is not a joke, I know some people will think it is. I am a mother with no high school diploma or ged and I am broke. I do not have a job and have no work experience other than babysitting. I cannot afford to send my child to daycare during the day if I were to get a job i would only be qualified for a minimum wage job. The only hours I would theoretically be able to work would be at night while both my child and SO are asleep. I am seriously considering becoming a stripper or a shot girl at a strip club because of the hours, quick cash, lack of experience in other work areas. Does anyone have any tips to be able to apply or things that would help land this kind of job?