Things no one tells you about rant

I need to rant for a minute because when you get pregnant everyone acts like it's about to be 9 months of rainbows and kittens and all the other nice things in the world

But no one warns you about the real shit... the 10 months of misery...

No one warns you about the endless heartburn

No one warns you about the constipation

Or the endless vomiting

The acne... everywhere

No one warns you that after a certain point you look like this while trying to roll

All the trips to the bathroom

The uncontrollable emotions

And no one prepares you for feeling like a monkey by the end.. with all that hair and the belly and the swollen boobs

Sorry ladies. Just needed to get it off my chest because I feel like it's never going to end at this point.