WRONG HOLE

Now ladies, I have no idea how I did this....

I am pregnant and taking progesterone 2x/day. Mornings vaginally, nighttime orally.

This morning I was rushing to get it in (which LAWD) I will not do that again.

Slipped it in and noticed immediately how uncomfortable it was.

I though “hmmm” maybe I have a bladder infection coming on since I didn’t drink much water yesterday?

After 10 minutes I thought “ok, maybe it is snagged in there by it being dry?” So I absolutely had to try to adjust it....

I go into the bathroom, wash my hands, and start looking for it.... stunned I could not find it...

Then. There it was. In MY PEE HOLE.

I try to get it out but it is stuck to the walls of my urethra. So I had to PEE IT OUT.

I blame rushing as my reason on putting the damn pill in the wrong hole. 28 years old, that’s definitely a first. I called my husband and he about died when I told him.