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Okay so this is really random but I have to share this!!
It is 01:02 in south Africa rn and I cant sleep... So I went outside for a smoke break and my feet got a bit cold β... Now this is where it gets funny:
When i got back into bed I wanted to put my feet between my bf's leg... And he touches it with his hand and give me the fright of my life! He goes in a very anxious way "No! Is this your balls!?" and I was like what did you say? And then he goes again even worse "I just touched your dick! Was that your dick!?" and I can't stop laughing π I just said no honey I hope I dont have one...
It's one of the rare times he speaks clearly during his sleep although he does it often I could rarely make out what his saying! I gues now I have a more accurate idea of whats going through his head π€¦ββοΈ π€£ can't wait to ask him about this in the morning...
Btw we speak Afrikaans so for me in my language it was absolutely hilarious π π

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