King of the jungle
I have a cat that pretty much stays outside unless it’s cold and he meows to come in and spend the night. But as soon as he wakes up, he’s meowing at the door to go back out. He was here when we moved here, just living out in the wild and I befriended him and care for him now. He stayed in today while I was at work because it was pouring rain and cold and he doesn’t have a dry warm space outside. So I just kept him inside.I get home today and he runs outside without a peep when I open the door. I hear him in the back yard YELLING at something so I go look out the back door and he is like... going after this bob cat. This was a fat ass bob cat. He was not intimidated. Me? I’m pretty positive a bob cat can really fuck you up so I just stay at my door watching. I’m not bob cat food today. And I’d probably just scare it more risking it attacking both me and the cat.
This bob cat isn’t really doing anything. Like, I don’t have any animals other than my cats. It’s just looking at my cat like “is that a... a mouse? damn that’s a really angry mouse” and backs off. There’s nothing for it to do lol and honestly I hope it eats the ten billion raccoons.. side note.. there’s literally like 20 or 30 fucking raccoons on my land. I’ve seen all of them multiple times. I’ve seen their babies and their entire family. Even their great uncle Steven. Like how in the hell are their so many damn raccoons.. shit PROBABLY BECAUSE MY HOUSE CAT INTERFERES WITH THE FOOD CHAIN..I mean I look outside sometimes and my cat is like just chillin with this entire family tree of raccoons and I just shut the door like “fuck no” because it’s dark and you see beady eyes everywhere.
HE CHASED THE BOB CAT OFF. He’s hissing, swinging, jumping like he can take flight and fuck you and your momma bob cat up. Lord help, my cat is the king of the jungle. Protector of all raccoons.

Edit: the very first thing I did when I befriended this cat was take him to the vet and get him vaccinated. He was still a wild asshole then and I have scars from it lmao. All my cats are vaccinated.
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