One of those days.

Today is one of those days where I feel like not moving a finger ๐Ÿ™‚

35 weeks pregnant and I am exhausted to a max. I feel heavy and weak and just want to sleep. Let the house fall down, everyone can have cereal for dinner or starve ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ fuck it. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I am uncomfortable, I canโ€™t breathe right, my ankles and feet are three times their size, I havenโ€™t taken a shit in like a week, nothing fits, round ligament pain is from the devil, I feel like a narcoleptic because Iโ€™m sleepy and tired for no reason, heat flashes are so much fun, sweating profusely like a pig is amazing, I have the sexiest bags under my eyes from all of the sleepless nights cause insomnia is a bitch, Iโ€™m so bloated and canโ€™t stop farting, everything is annoying, I feel like a pregnant zombie.

My house is a mess, thereโ€™s a bazillion dishes in the sink, I may be dying a slow death, I have to cook for the humans in my life if not everyone dies ๐Ÿ™„, my bathroom needs to be cleaned, my 5th grader has a project that she needs help completing and a shit ton of homework to complete as well.

Iโ€™m just sitting here in the middle of this huge mess like...