S C A M M E R S

I always take the opportunity to fuck with scammers. Do you?

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Scammer: Goodafternoon ma’am how many vehicles do you own

Me: Since the home invasion we did I now own 2.

(He completely ignored “home invasion”)

Scammer: Can I have the model of the vehicles and the year as well to see on what insurance you qualify.

Me: I have a 2008 Voltic and a 2015 T20 🚘

Scammer: hold on a second.....you qualify! I will need some information to make your profile do you agree to this?

Me: omg yes!🤡 have you played grand theft auto? 🤔🤔🤔

Scammer: yes why? but not the most recent.

Me: well dummy you should play GTAV

M I C D R O P

if you play GTA V the “Voltic” is the Tesla Roadster and the T20 is the one and only McLaren p1 😂🤷🏽‍♀️