I’m ridiculous but he loves me for it

Yesterday I was walking on my lunch break and I am notoriously clumsy. In fact it’s just normal for me to fall all the time. I very rarely get hurt I just fall walk into things there’s doesn’t have to be anything there for me to trip on I just fall. So I was walking and I managed to step on a crack and I fell DOWN. Hard. Managed to scrape my elbow and my knees and I fractured my arm (very small). It hurts but I was just feeling sorry for myself last night. So I’m laying in bed and my SO comes into bed and I’m whining. And I go “what if I can’t open a jar?!” He stares at me blankly “if I can’t will you open it for me?” And he says “oh yeah honey all the jars we don’t have I’ll open them for you. If you don’t yell (images me earlier trying to open a drink) NO I CAN DO IT I HAVE TO SUFFER I WANT TO FEEL PAIN!” I start laughing cause he’s being way over the top “oh but that mayonnaise jar if you have to just make a sandwich tomorrow because your arms not working!” And I’m going “but what if I can’t?!” He’s like “lauren we don’t have any jars!” “Well what about cans then?” “Yes if you decide to use a can, a jar hell I’ll turn your doorknobs for you” a few mins later I’m giggling about the jars and he just very sweetly holds my hand and shakes his head “we don’t have any you’re ridiculous” “but you’ll open jars for me?” “Yes I will”

GIRLS I ALREADY KNEW IT BUT HES THE ONE HES THE ONE WHO WILL OPEN JARS FOR ME! (Even if we don’t have any)