The trouble with long hair & pregnancy
Your husband rolls over in the middle of the night on to your tresses, no big deal right? Unless you’re 28 weeks pregnant, try to get up to pee & almost break your damn neck because all his weight is on your hair.
This man could sleep through a parade so I’m stuck here trying to shimmy every strand out before I pee myself. At this point I’m tempted to hold his nose & mouth to startle him awake