Oops...

So you know when you're horny anf you just like need to masturbate? Yeah so that happened. I decided to try something different and set my mirror on to the floor. I stuck my suction cup dildo on there and started, only to have the mirror cracks. I stop and pick it up. It breaks even more.

So now I have to figure out a way to explain this mess to my grandmother because she'll definetly notice the mirror missing from my room. Seriously people, don't be dumb like me. Think things through.