We believe in God-

I plan to raise my children in the same belief but we do not attend church.

I don't do daycares or preschools- the kids are too young to understand, if they can even talk. They process this as abandonment. And if they can't talk they can't tell me when/if they're not treated fairly.

I don't use cry it out method-

same reason as daycare. Abandonment.

I cosleep-

You know... Cuz I don't do cio.

Breastfeeder-

But I really couldn't give a shit less if your baby gets formula. I cuss a tiny bit too.

Country momma-

We live on a small farm.

I drink on rare occasion-

but not in front of or around my children. I can't stand a drunk.

I do use marijuana-

Its less harmful than Tylenol. Also less mind and body altering than alcohol or most prescription pills. But I'm an occasional user. Very pro marijuana tho.

I do vaccinate-

Dont like it! But i feel it's a must.

I have no opinion on ear piercings or circumcision-

They won't be scarred for life.

I'm not a vegan or vegetarian-

I find them to be rather arrogant and annoying. We don't fast food much, but definitely have. I don't care what your kid eats tho.

I have the typical sahm role-

The cooking and cleaning and generally the only one caring for the children.

I'm married to the father of both of my children, ages 2 and 3-

I believe in marriage but understand those who just haven't done it yet.

I don't spank-

But i don't want to be around poorly behaved children. Children can be taught without hitting them. I'm totally anti spank. You should pick on someone your own size. If you hit a child... I just might hit you!

Teachers, coaches, think you're a bad ass, tattooed faced or overly peirced, or people who have rodents as pets-

I'm just generally not interested in your kind.

I have NO patience for-

Whiners, people who need babied for a cold or run to the nearest hospital because they feel "off", people who cry over their childs pictures being "stolen" when they're the ones to give it away to starngers on the net. People who can't understand that others make poor choices in life usually because their childhood was a mess, basically have a general understanding that people aren't "bad", or "careless" on purpose. And women who are so controlling that they get in between their husband's relationship with his own family. Unless his family is harming your child (and I'm not talking about mil feeding jr. too much candy), then stay out of it. Fil is a pain and mil called you a nasty name once isn't a good enough excuse to cast her out. You don't need to love them, but let your husband. Don't make him make a choice. Let him come to that on his own. If your husband feels he can get into arguments with your friends or is posting gossip or insults on social media, he's too immature. Oh and not a woman. Chivalry should not be dead. Gossip is for the girls. And I love it. Also don't need a needy friend. I'm not good at always answering a text that day.

I'm sure I've missed something... Maybe I'll edit later.