Weird Crush on Intense stranger

**Crush confession** (disclaimer: i know you don't care & im being an egotist, just be a good sport and be an egotist too.)

He's a Pisces. He has a shiny, slicked back man bun. He's a young professional that wears mario t-shirts on Fridays. He does IT things. He has meetings. He looks like he works out. He always walks like he's going somewhere important. One day, a plastic cup fell out of his coat and it was kind of awkward. He has cute full cheeks and a tiny mouth. His skin is nice enough to be from a neoclassical painting. He always seems very nervous. He seems to take his job seriously, he seems like he wants to do things by the book.

I'm very shy & like keeping to myself, but I am old enough to be very secure with myself.

But when I see him coming, I get so nervous I can hardly stand it and want to hide.

It reminds me of being very young and having intense crushes.

I can't figure out why I'm so attracted to a stranger that's most likely a douchebag lol. I don't know anything about him!

He is probably lame! I don't like most people, and I don't think someone with a good job would like a hippie like me.

But his anxiety and his seriousness- ahhhhhhh so hotttt.

Tell me about one of your crushes- I have a lot of them.

Do you like neurotic or anxious guys too?

How many crushes do you have?