⚠️WARNING⚠️ Exorcism needed after using this sex toy.

Exorcism, I say? Yes. Exactly that.

This rose gold, silicone tipped beauty will make you feel like the fucking Queen you were always meant to be.

You set this bad boy into position and it fucking stays. I'm talking hands free bitches. You can watch your porn, eat a snack, browse Netflix, knit a sweater, whatever the fuck you want.

Until 30 seconds later. When you approach orgasm numero uno. It'll be small but powerful. You'll de-clit this fucker so fast you won't even remember what the fuck you were doing. Catch your breath. Then think to yourself "just one more won't hurt."

A minute later,

Numero dos. ✌🏼

By the time you hit number 3, your soul will seperate from your body like some Doctor Strange shit.

Now you've reached, the need-an-Exorcism level.

Palms sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, weirdly craving spaghetti.

You'll become your biggest cheerleader.

"You're the fucking champion. You're going to cum bitch. You deserve this. You fucking know you do."

"Just one more orgasm, then you're done."

*orgasms*

maniacal laughter "Bitch, you know I was lyin. Go again, you bad ass bitch."

If you've called yourself the champion at least once, you've reached the winners circle of masturbation. It's a small club. Growing by the day thanks to this suction, wave-length, science vibrator.

⚠️ Another word of caution⚠️ If you think at any point "weird, feels like I can poop right now." DE-FUCKING-CLIT. You will undoubtedly shit yourself. Also, you may passout. I maaaay be speaking from experience.

Proceed with caution.

Still skeptical? You won't be after reading this insightful review.

*Edit* Y'all are awesome. 😂 I found it the cheapest with the quickest shipping from Amazon 😉 especially if you got that handy dandy Amazon Prime.

* this is my review on Amazon as well 😂🙈

You can't click links here but here it is, since it was requested 💕

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B071CPR2V4?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

Toy cleaner and lube I use included below, also Amazon. Much love y'all. ❤️