What a shitty start to the day!

I woke up fine, ate fine, then I go to work. I need to use the restroom. I seen we were out of toilet paper so I went on a hunt to find some. Well my body didn’t like that. I SHIT MYSELF AT WORK AND NO ONE COULD BRING ME A CHANGE OF CLOTHES. I’m mortified..I had to ask my manager if I could go home for a second for “lady reasons” and he gets pissed about it but lets me leave for a minute. Fml.