What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?

Okay, I’m going anonymous for this one. I was 12 and somehow I got the idea to, um, masturbate with a vacuum. I have 2 doors and neither lock. So there I am, in the corner hiding behind my bed with the vacuum thing you use to vacuum corners with on my clit.

I zoned off for a second and the next thing I know my mom is leaned over my bed looking disgusted. I moved the vacuum and she said what are you doing? I said sucking my leg skin because it looks funny😂

She ran outside and started crying and I acted clueless. Then she told me she thought I was doing something weird and she was sorry

Btw, that was a really dumb idea. There is no telling what kinda damage I could have done to myself with a vacuum on me bare. (I cleaned it though)