Never in the mood but my hormones are all good

Anyone else here who never feels the need to mastrubate?

I tried it half a year ago and didn't come because I was so fucking bored. I was determined enough to try for 20min but it was just so underwhelming. The only notable things I felt were:

1) As if my brain wanted to sneeze.

2) And some weak pelvic muscle spasms.

It wasn't pleasurable or uncomfortable. It was just a waste of time. I could have used that time to watch an episode of my favorite show.