Eff this pain!

So for 2 days now I've had what FELLS like a pulled muscle or a pulled ligament on the bottom right side of my stomach. I figured that's what it was so, I didn't say anything to my doctor. But then! I can't walk properly or at a speed other than slower than frozen molasses, I can't stand up straight, I can't bend forward, I can't lean to the side, I can't recline, I'm basically a weird combo of a hunchbacked beluga whale with a weird limpy waddle. When I pee it feels like I'm being stabbed and just forget about going number two!

So, I called my nurse line last because it started to get to a point where ole beluga hunch over here couldn't put weight on my right leg. Nurse says, message your OB because of these reasons, and I do. Now my OB wants me to bring my hunchback limpy beluga self to her office tomorrow. I'm not sure what they are going to do but, anything is better than whatever this pain is. Anyone else have this happen? Also, do you find now that at this point you have to make fun of the situation or you'll rip every last hair you have out? Bless us lmao.