Okay so it was a few weeks ago but I'm gonna start from the very beginning....

It started the night before, we we're having sex and he accidentally thrusted very hard and fast into my poor booty. I jumped up screaming in pain yelling "I'm gonna shit!" He found it very funny but felt horrible when he realized what happened.

Fast forward to the next day, we went out to eat and had Mexican with a friend. It made every single one of our tummy's upset.... Well being in a medically legal state I ate about 60mg of marijuana ediables hoping I'd feel bette and I did! Well we started doing our thing and I was on top and knew I had to fart, hoping that's all it was I let it out and....it was not. I literally shit all over him!!! He's been very cool about it but I was so embarrassed I can hardly even look at him while I'm on top anymore 😭 it was horrifying!! Luckily I got myself a good man....

Anyway there's my most embarrassing story. 😭🤣🤣🤣