I Said "God, Give Me A Sign"

You broke my glasses on the second date

You hit someone else's car with mine

Promised to fix the front bumper; never did

You broke my glasses for the second time

You were evicted and left my dresser there

You were evicted and left my mom's books she let you borrow there

You lost the back piece to the trunk of my car

You "borrowed" at least $1,000 from me

If not more

And I haven't seen a penny still

You broke my childhood vintage Easter baskets by laying your TV on top of them

You broke my glasses for the third time

You invited your ex-fiance to your new apartment

I was to stay at home

I spotted you driving to meet her

One day when I got out of class early

You lied to me about it

Hid like a coward

And then dumped me

Somehow we ended up back together

I caught you telling her "I love you"

Somehow it was my fault

Because I looked through your phone

You babysat her dog while she was on vacation

And got angry when she slept with someone on her trip

But it wasn't just her

I found chat after chat

With multiple women you went out with

While saying you were mine

My engagement ring turned my finger green

Then it snapped in two

So I guess God did

Send me many signs

I was just too dumb to see it