Vibrators for Dummies: A Overview

Just to clarify, I am the dummy. I used a vibrator for the first time last night, and had an overall great time, BUT they REALLY need to put more instructions with these things. Here’s my story:

I decided to buy a vibrator yesterday at a store with my best friend. I have considered buying one for a while because sometimes I get sore down there from masturbating too hard (anyone have this experience?! Schwawkward.) My friend and I had tons of fun picking out a little pink vibrator labeled for internal, external, and anal play.

Last night, I had lots of fun finding my gspot and doing lots of fun experimenting. Then, once I felt I had explored the first two modalities (internal and external), I decided to try the third. I though it was GREAT because I could stimulate my clit with the vibrator up my ass...

That is, until I climaxed, calmed down, and realized the vibrator was lost INSIDE my ass.

I would just like to take a pause here to say... This is a serious legal issue. I googled it and a man DIED recently from getting a sex toy stuck in his rectum. Many people have to go to the ER with the same problem.

Back to the hilarity. I knew that my scphinter would close if I panicked, so I relaxed, took some CBD oil, crouched on my bed, and eventually fished it out. Pretty proud I avoided the ER. AND pretty amused at myself.

In the future maybe I’ll buy one with a wide base, huh. Or a string. WHY NO INSTRUCTIONS?! 😡