Slipped on a damn squishy toy

My son set up a barricade in my hallway because he’s four. As I was trying to deconstruct it I stepped on said squishy and fell into a split. It hurt really badly uterus and all. I went to the bathroom and had several large clumps of mucus coming out.

I went to the hospital because of the mucus and the pain. Thank god everything was fine, I’m just hurting and need to rest. Upside is I haven’t seen my little baby since eight weeks and we all got to see him wiggling all around and actually looking like a baby. My son keeps dancing around and telling me that’s what the baby was doing. 12 + 2 today