Mom jeans?

So I just bought my first pair of high waisted jeans for work as my other pants were wearing out. I never did like the looks of high waisted jeans but I won't lie, they are quiet comfortable in my opinion. Anyways, I showed my husband (with them on) and since he is a guy I went ahead and explained they are suppose to fit like they do because they're high waisted. He looked at me funny and says "glad we already had sex..." I laughed then asked what was wrong and he points and says "now it looks like you have a giant crotch" 🙄🤣