I need some dark humor suggestions...

My brother and his girlfriend just announced that they're having a baby. We all have a dark sense of humor in our family, and I need some help on buying baby items. I want to make them like a gift basket of horrible things for a baby gift (they'll find it humorous, they wont be offended.) Basically really bad parenting advice types of things. I am buying some of the really inappropriate (not really meant for children) children's books, but I need more than books to put in the basket. I can't seem to think of anything besides books. Any ideas?

This may sound bad to some of you, but I promise it's all in good fun. This basket is supposed to contain stuff that wouldn't actually be used with their baby (most likely lol.) Inappropriate and adult humor. Any ideas welcome.

I will not be offended by anything you write or show images of. I just want the raunchiest most inappropriate gifts you can think of.

Some of the books I'm buying are shown below in the pic (click on image to see.)

Show me your worst ideas!