Early morning thoughts

I was in the er so to make the time less boring my boyfriend and I were chatting. Somehow we were on the topic of butt plugs so i randomly say, “ if someone has a butt plug in their ass and they fart. Will it force the butt plug out their ass?”

I’m not talking about the small puffs of gas. I’m talking about the ones that have wind to them.

My boyfriend laughed his ass off for a good hour that his side hurt.

What are your early morning or high thoughts?