Are you ladies ready? *Caution- Rant ahead*

Things to NOT say to your wife when she is jacked up on all the IVF shots.

1. When will you not be cranky?

2. Have you had your coffee? (As a jab)

3. Did you not sleep well last night? (As a jab)

4. It's not that big of a deal.

5. Why are you being so sensitive?

6. Are you cranky? You're fine. There's no reason to be cranky.

7. Do I need to go get you coffee so you'll stop being cranky?

LADIES. I consider myself a normally rational human being. I have sucked it up and not complained about A N Y of the MULTIPLE shots, blood work or vaginal ultrasounds because of MF infertility. I have kept my mouth closed bc I understand this whole process is stressful for the *both* of us. But if I hear even ONE MORE of the above I swear to the heavens above I am lighting everything on fire.

I'm sensitive? I'm sure it's not because I feel like I have bruises all of my body because of the 30+ sticks I've had in my butt and abdomen (not to mention all the blood drawn) in the last few weeks.

It's definitely not because my nipples hurt worse than they ever have. Huge, hard nipples that are so sensitive to the touch. (is this normal? My boobs are always big but my God they could rule a whole country right now) my back is killing me and my whole body is exhausted.

Or the emotional rollercoaster that I'm on. Retrieval is Tuesday, nope now it's Thursday! Medication is covered! Nope not even close! You have 20 eggs! Nope just 9! (Wait what?!) No more shots after Sunday! Nope, shots until Tuesdays.

All of this to say, the large amounts of money that is leaving my savings account, the blood leaving my body, the estrogen shot into my body, the stress from doctors and insurance, and the annoying comments from my otherwise amazing husband

👏BETTER 👏

👏BE👏

👏WORTH👏

👏IT.👏

The end.