Well this was a journey.... I hate myself sjdjsnsbsb

For the past couple of weeks after having unprotected sex, a bitch has been having a horrible pregnancy scare... I have been through hell my body creating al these symptoms physically making my body change ugh 2 negative blood tests and just had a sonogram to see if any cysts were present NOPE my uterus is normal nothings wrong this is indeed the withdrawl period from hell im in so much pain fuck I never wanna have sex again until I want a baby I’m done with the scares my ass is back on birth control... I’m practicing safe sex with my pills until 2 months later like my gyno told me... condoms, even though I’m allergic to latex and spermicide all I get are yeast infections from it!! But I’m gonna be fine I was preparing myself for a pregnancy but this shit was BIZZARE and I will never know why my body fucks me up like this... I feel embarrassed and dumb I know my body and I’m pretty sure PMS is the twins of pregnancy symptoms cause I got it all... I even have dark dark green/blue veins growing all over my body and stomach I’m freaked out by it I wonder what causes that but just know withdrawl bleeding is what this is and it’s bad...

MORAL OF THE STORY!!!! don’t be late taking your pills have protected sex or at least the pull out method with the pills don’t scare yourself like I did... now I’m going to deal with a shit ton of pads and pushing out clots and old periods from 5 months ago that never came... if I decide to have sex again and time goes on and I raise suspicions I’m letting the doctors handle it I’m done with the fluke pregnancy tests I got faint lines on every shitty Walmart test (btw don’t recommend I got solid pick faint lines on everyone the tests are a lie go to the docs professionally if you think you are DONT USE THE SHITTY 88 CENTS FIRST SIGNAL SHITS) IT was all a FLUKE my new gyno said bitch listennnnnnn

I’m so shookened by this and ahahahhsbsbdhsbdbsbf never again is all I can say now excuse me when I go bleed out and die from these horrible cramps and get my body back to new 💀🥺😪😪😭😶🤦🏻‍♀️

Nobody gets to say any bitchy comments about anything I’m not in the fucking mood if some girl named (Karen) or some white soccer prissy mom comes on here and yells at me saying don’t have sex unless you want a baby... shut up pregnancy can happen with and without birth control bodies are remarkable okay if it happens it happens that’s what I go by now whatever happens is meant to be and that’s on PERIODDDDTTTT