Anybody else ever think about how weird this app is? 😂

Me to total strangers that I’ve never met or spoken to before:

Peed on any sticks lately?

Yes it’s normal to have hair there.

It feels like there’s a ninja in my uterus. Anyone with me?

PFFFFFT. He sucks. You are a goddess. LEAVE HIS ASS! 👋🏼

How’s your cervix?

No, that picture of your discharge is not normal. 🆘

Are your boobs sore too?

Uuugghhhhhh my period started.

Yep it’s positive! You and your hubs should totally get it on tonight!

YAY FOLLICLES!!!!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I’m so jealous of your mucus!

*posts pic of feet in air*🤸🏼‍♀️

No. You cannot get pregnant from FaceTiming your boyfriend.

OMG! We’re synced up! CYCLE BUDDIES!!!!! 🎉

*stays in touch all month long to discuss every symptom, every stick peed on, how miserable waiting two weeks is, I FELT A TWINGE ON THE LEFT TODAY, more peeing on sticks, then wallows in the crushing disappointment of one pink line. Repeat next month.

............meanwhile in real life................

Me to everyone I know including my closest friends and family:

Literally shares nothing. Ever. Puts Fort Knox to shame.

I love this place 😂😂😂😂😂

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found yourself telling a total stranger on Glow?