Pissed at hubby for withholding?

Need to know if I’m crazy here.

So, it’s the day before the big day. 31% chance. High probability...

I got hit with a GI bug. 36 hrs without unintentional expulsion of body fluids later, I’m trying to recoup some of that high probability time.

This a-hole won’t participate because he doesn’t want to be sick.

1. Ya did it 5 hrs before I started puking friend. Think you would have got it by now...

2. Pretend I’m Julia Roberts! No kissing, it’s too personal.

3. You want a boy and I hear from behind increases those chances PLUS you don’t have to have my germs in your face 😉

Am I nuts or would you be pissed off too?