I’m having an abnormal bad/stressful (but kinda funny) day so I just wanted to share this mornings escapades.

Put baby (11mo) down for his morning nap at 8:45. He wakes up at 10 with poop all up his back. Whatever, it’s happened plenty of times before. So, I get him somewhat cleaned up, get him in the bath, and get a new outfit on him. I bring him downstairs and the dogs were being really annoying and needed to go out, so I take them out. One dog poops and walks right through it. All four paws covered in shit. Wonderful. So, I go back upstairs and run the bath, lift him in (90lbs muscular pitty), and wash his paws off. I get him out, dry his paws off, and head downstairs. I get down and the other dog is looking me in the eye and is squatting. I yelled, “NOOO,” but it was too late. Shit on the floor. WHY IS EVERYONE LITERALLY SHITTING ON ME TODAY. ALL BEFORE NOON. I need a break.