Embarrassing rant help pls🤣laughing to get me thru

Ok so 34 weeks pregs second bub, and I’ve just gone to get up off a very low bed at my mums. the beds given way as I’m trying to get up and half the beds collapsed I’m laughing and crying because I’m so frickin heavy and this has just happened think I’ve pulled something in my back, stomach is sore from laughing and crying and probably the jerk of falling backwards kinda and tensing up, I couldn’t get up for ages Cos of laughing n crying hahaha but shit,

My SPD and siatica alongside this has just fully topped off my night. I’m soooo done!!! I’m so heavy and my crotch feels like someone’s stamped on it, it feels like it’s gonna break. And now the stupid bed at my mums has just given way under me I’m just like pleeease give a girl a break man😩🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

My first pregnancy I was so put together a bloody model compared to this ommmmg im falling apart what’s going on😩🤣everythings sore and broken🤣🤣🤣