Got me feeling bad for killing a BUG

It was a giant ass spider. It was crawling around on my couch.

I swear this thing was so big it was trying to talk to me. When I moved, ITs HEAD FOLLOWED.

I TOOK A PICTURE AND ITS GIGANTIC EYEBALLS REFLECTED IN THE FLASH.

I knew it was more than likely harmless but I couldn’t be comfortable again until it went away. So I freaked out and smashed it.

I’m being told “he was protecting you from the spiders that will actually hurt you.”

“He was completely harmless and probably just as scared as you.”

MAN. I FEEL FUCKING BAD FOR KILLING A SPIDER RIGHT NOW. But I’m sorry, there was no other way. I couldn’t. Nope nope nope.

When I think about it, I feel bad.. but if I look at the picture I took I want to bathe in holy water.

Also I am pretty sure that he was a She because I think when I smashed it that an egg sac came out so if I just saved myself from having 590 spiders in my house I’m cool with it

Don’t try to trick me, that thing was about to make me a meal for her babies.