A tale as old as time

My husband doesn’t doOOooo shit

The lazy mthrfker told my mother in law he does half the house work.

Bitch where?

Nope, turns out he can’t even pick his plate off the table after dinner.

Thanks mil for teaching him a mother is a maid. Ever since my body squeezed out a baby he suddenly became a slug.

Brb about to teach this man what it’s like to meet Jesus. Pray the reunion is cleansing, Little slug boy needs a good dunk in the baptismal waters of man up or get out my house

Amen