Pregnancy dreams.....😂

Just had to share

So. My baby boy decided to kick his way out. So I had a foot dangling from my vagina. I had him here in the house because there was no time to make it to the hospital. So then of course I got blood on the carpet, and Hubby made me clean it up while we were waiting for the ambulance lol so we get to the hospital and they were like , so we have to take your baby to make sure he’s okay and whatnot. So then I take a nap. They come back in and tell me they’re keeping my baby but have me a teddy bear and a coupon instead 😐 I was really upset and no one understood why. They were all just like, well it is what it is...maybe next time we’ll get to keep the baby. And the coupon was for Cracker Barrel, but specific food only. Fucking Mac n cheese and hot dogs. That’s it. Wtf