Anyone else wipes the wrong way? (please read)

So.

I (now) know the right way is front to back.

But I swear I must have switched that up when I was a child.

(I get confused easely.. Like when someone tells me "do not go right, go left." I have a memory of them saying "right" and a memory saying "left" and I don't remember in which order they occurred. I need people to say "go left" so I assume that's what happened when I was a child)

Anyways now I know I should be wiping front to back.

But since I've always wiped back to front since the beginning of buttwiping... It's a tough one to even start to change.. Like.. I don't even know how to...

Anyways I was wondering if there are other people like me who wipe the wrong way?

(ps: yes I know they say you get illnesses but I haven't had any at all so far, even though that means nothing.. I know it's not entirely safe.. But that's not what this poll is about)