Poop or chocolate?

Something consumed in my house yesterday made my family very sick. My daughter and husband had stomach cramps and unfortunately diarrhea all day. Imagine a whiny 3.5 year old, a 3 month old and a grown man taking turns getting sick all day needing to be fully taken care while exclusively breastfeeding a 3 month old.

It was a shit show. Literally.

Hours later I'm in the kitchen cleaning up the mess I neglected all day and the kids are finally asleep. My husband came in with a milkshake for me knowing it would cheer me up after the day from hell. I was just glad to see him up and moving around.

A few minutes go by and I can finally relax... My husband breaks the silence with, "you have something on your hand." I look down and notice a brown wet smudge.

Im delirious at this point and say, "poop or chocolate... poop or chocolate?!?!... what will it be? Let's find out and see."

I licked it all up while he sat there 🤯🤢

He waited for me to say something. When I didnt, he said... "well..."

I made a disgusted face and grabbed his head to kiss him. I have never seen someone die so fast 🤣

I knew it was chocolate the whole time.