Omg no she didn't...

So my friend is autistic and makes no apologies for her loud, obnoxious and crazy behavior and I adore her for it. She is a beautiful person inside and out. With that being said... it can come with some obstacles when navigating certain situations.

For example...

Two days ago we are in a CVS getting some random personal items. She comes around the corner walking too fast which i should have known was the first red flag. In her hand were earplugs. Being of average intelligence i should have deduced that she was going to tell my embarrassing story but I thought she may save it for another time.

NOPE.

She says loud and proud... "Hey!!!! LINA!!!! HEY!!!! REMEMBER THAT TIME IN CHURCH CAMP WHEN YOU DIDDLED YOUR FIDDLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN A ROOM FULL OF US WHILE YOU FORGOT YOU HAD YOUR EARPLUGS STILL IN?!?!?! Remember????"

"OMG weren't there like 100 of us in that gym that night...?!?!" She went on and on...

..."You were so loud and we all thought you had gas... 🤣"

Guys... i swear I not only needed the laugh but apparently all of CVS needed to be informed of younger selfs shenanigans.

What is an embarrassing story you have relating to sex/relationships?