Left Ivy unattended for a little while I was folding laundry and sorting out my sock drawer. I come back and she's left the fridge open, devoured a whole pack of babybels, or fed them to the dog... I'm not sure, but she used the wax to stick to her face (and her brand new clothes), draw on the TV and the glass door and now I can't find it. Dog may have eaten it?👍

I give up today.

Let her outside while I destress. She ran up to me shouting "Look Mummy a spider!" and threw it... somewhere in my hair? FML

Dog is cute though.