I took a shit.

So baby being cranky is my fault because i decided to leave our daughter with my husband and go and try to shit for the 192772th time today bc I'm constipated.

It was just before bath time and she was in a good mood when i left.

It took me 20 min. I hear her fussing a little and i call him on my phone APOLOGIZING for my shit, saying I'm going as fast as i can. Y'all i had to dig this poo out.

I come out and he goes and gives her the bath. All is well. She always fusses after the bath when we are getting her dressed. I absolutely have to be there to be his helper otherwise he gets pissed that i wasn't helpful. This time she's more fussy than usual and is full on crying. I try to figure out a way to stop it and leave them to find a paci..cant find it. Then i come back and ask her (she's only 9 weeks old) why she's so upset, trying to figure out why and i get a sassy response from him saying she's a baby. I don't like his tone and get pissed and he goes....oh don't even start i have a reason to be pissed too - "you randomly decided to poop right before bath time and it threw her off, then you left me to put on her PJs all by myself".

I'm sorry for being human.