I’m a jerk but it has to be said…
I understand wanting to name your babies unique things to be different and not everyone will like the names, but a LOT of these names I see on here are just CRUEL! If you want to be that out there with a name, then change YOUR OWN name or get a pet and name it that!! Think about your child’s future!! I honestly think when people name their kids stupid and unusual things, its incredibly selfish and a form of child abuse! I BEG you all who are thinking about using bizarre names…

Things to consider when naming your child:
1. Will they hate it when they’re older?
2. Will they most likely be teased?
3. Will people struggle to pronounce and/or spell it?
4. Will it remind people of other objects/things and take away from the focus on their personality?
5. Why you’re choosing these names? To be different and for shock value-or because it feels right and suitable for a little child who will be an adult someday?
6. Is this a name you will regret choosing in a few years?
*If I can save just ONE baby from having a stupid name 🙏 then my work is done!👌
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