We just got a new employee and I hate him

We got a new hire and he came up to my desk to introduce himself and first thing he says is "Wow you're sexy." I said "Not really work place appropriate. Plus I'm in a relationship." He starts talking about one of our employees and asking why the janitors face is like that and what is wrong with him and he talks funny and is so ugly. I told this asshole "He has down syndrome!" And he said "Wow I didn't know they let those people work here." He also started saying he doesn't like his desk mate and I said "Oh I love Jason." And he said Jason is clearly gay. I told him Jason has a whole wife who works here and he goes "Well he's at least bisexual." I told him "That is not really your business or anyone's business so pls don't go spreading that around the office." He said "Oooh I better go. It's clearly your time of the month." And walked away. Why does the universe hate me. I had a shit week and now this douche works here

Reporting him is pointless. We are understaffed and our he doesn't do shit