"Hi Mrs. Smith! So my daughter is planning on being in AP history next year. I used to be history teacher for honors classes at a university. So this is the flash drive with all the lesson plans I've made for you for next year. You WILL follow them because I'm clearly the more experienced teacher. You need to give our homework daily but luckily I've already planned the assignments for you. I will be checking my daughter to make sure you follow me lessons to a T and luckily you have your entire summer break to study my lesson plans and understand them"

Me(What the fuck)