he hates my stinky farts!!! AM I THE ASSHOLE??

listen, girls who were born with the anus and the bowels of their fathers. When you get the urge to fart do you perchance hold it in or let it rip directly on to your boyfriends lap. I was raised a feminist so i shit fart and piss where i want when i want. Im not shy. I mean this is what the suffragettes fought for!!!, right??However my boyfriend cant accept this, each time i fart he pushes me away with disgust and i fear with every toot he loves me less and less. Is he valid? Due to his digust ive taken to farting on him purposely when he has upset me. Bear this in mind when making a judgement who is in the wrong. He stole the duvet so i farted on him , He fucked the neighbours so i farted on him. When will his madness end and am i right to use my vapours for retribution???