Circumcised little man

So my son got circumcised today and has been kinda miserable every time I change him poor little dude. Anyway the last time I changed him I was showing my husband how to clean it and how to make sure to clean around carefully he started peeing like a fire hydrant lol. Tell me why I had the compulsive need to put my hand it front of it so he didn’t get all over him self? Why did I let it go all over me instead of the floor? Picture because he’s just too cute!