Sharing my embarrassing sex story so you either get a laugh or feel less alone

So we’re all moms or moms to be or aspiring moms right? So we know the nitty gritty of childbirth and sex and everything in between. Well, long story short my second pregnancy constipation was so bad that my poop got really backed up, so much so that it grew in width and basically stretched my asshole. Like I’ve been taking dick in my ass my whole life even though I haven’t ever. ANYWAYS that’s relevant because I now am sometimes prone to things like skid marks in my underwear. 🥸

Fast forward to tonight, I’m going to be starting my period soon so I’m feeling extra shitty (literally) and I suddenly had to shit BAD while rocking my daughter to sleep which is the worst possible time to feel it. I held it and then honestly the feeling went away and I forgot about it after putting her down. Little did I know, because of my loose asshole, a little chocolate kiss was present in my underwear.

Sadly I was still unaware of this when my husband and I became intimate. He took my underwear off and threw them off to the side and proceeded to fuck me. I finished and he was about to finish, but he was having a hard time. He is exhausted and getting sick, plus we’ve done it a lot this week so it’s not uncommon that he was too wiped to finish himself, so we went to the bathroom to clean up.

While sitting on the toilet to pee, I smelled shit but didn’t know why, then I wiped and saw it on the toilet paper 🤦‍♀️

He didn’t see or say anything about it and I went back to the bed, but I heard him using extra soap and cleaning up more than usual. Just fuck me right 🙃

He came out and said something sweet like “sorry babe after you came I just really had to pee” but I don’t think that was the truth. Anyways that’s my story about how I likely got shit on my husbands fingers and/or dick during sex tonight. 👋