Daddy kid names lmao

So is it just me or do dads come up with the craziest names for their kids and then wonder why they can't have full control over what to name the baby that's why we have to step in and help because messing around with them our babies would be walking around with crazy names lol so for my little boy the dad wants to name him pristine now what the hell isn't that a girls name lol and wants to name my little girl Ariel that's better than anything else I don't really mind that one so as you can see when my baby is born in the hospital it's going to take a few hours to come up with this name any suggestions so that in August I can have a list of names and not have to use the name pristine for my baby boy thank you for your help and thank you for saving my baby's name lol