Funny pregnancy sex FAIL story

If you get offended easily, just move along. Let's keep it light hearted... Also, share your own funny pregnancy sex mis-happs if you have any.

So we were having shower sex, his favorite place to do it. I gave him a bj to get things started a little & when he was close, i tried to switch to standing up..... Welllllllll...... Now that I'm 31 weeks, things are just, I dunno, in different places or something lol. My whole V seems shallower or my cervix is closer to the opening or something.... There's not enough room in there for it to go in as easy as it used to.

Soooo.... He got frustrated, put my legs together & apparently finished up in his own creative way lol. I said well, maybe we can try again later tonight.... He said I think we just did... I got what I needed... You may want to rinse your legs off tho... Lol