What is the grossest thing your Boyfriend/Husband has done?

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What is the grossest thing your Boyfriend or husband has done? And how did you handle it?

Last night my boyfriend got pretty drunk, and while we were sleeping in the tent together he pooped himself. I just don't know how to handle it because I am pretty grossed out but I also don't want to make him feel bad.

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A few years ago my husband got really really drunk and stood outside in our carport for like an hour "talking" to the moon- then he came in and promptly starting puking all over the bathroom- he got puke everywhere but the toilet. I put him to bed (which he insisted be in the living room floor) and cleaned it all up. The next day without a word he handed me his credit card and said I could go buy all new bathroom stuff (shower curtain, rug). I did and made sure I bought the most expensive one!

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The first time my BF farted, I just thought how can a beautiful creature like yourself have such monsters crawl out your ass ?! I'm so over it, now lol .. Whenever he burps or farts .. I'm like "Mm, sexy .. You should do it in my mouth, next time" now HE gets grossed out lol ..

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Before our shower (we shower together) he itched his balls and was just grabbing them and stuff and stuck his hand in my face and forced me to smell his freaking ball cheese..... 😑😑

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My husband sleep walks (very rare occasions) and I was in the living room, he walks past me and stood in front of the TV. I kept asking him what are you doing, move! He then started to pee on the TV and all over the entertainment center. He got done and went to bed. I went back and woke is butt up! He won't walk up so I cleaned it up and the next morning I ask him if he remembers anything. He said no, I told him what happen and he felt embarrassed. I dropped it and we never talk about it again.

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He picked his belly button and shoved his finger in my face 😑

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Held me against the door with his butt and farted on me 😑

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When we were teens my boyfriend was acting out and wiped his nose on my bare leg and snot and boogers came out and we're all over my leg. It was gross , he cleaned it up though. Also one time he was drunk and started throwing up after he had passed out. I flipped him on his side over the couch and he ended up throwing up all over me, the floor and the couch. I cleaned it up though as he was passed out.
    I'm sure your husband is embarrassed enough. If he hasn't woken up wake him and let him know he had an accident and leave it at that. If he has woken up just don't really mention it.

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My ex used to scratch his ball sack and other places and then put his fingers to his nose 🙄 he used to make me so paranoid tho because he used to rub me down below then pause for a few seconds EVERY TIME i new what he was doing! I asked if i had a problem and he said no and tried to make out he didnt sniff his fingers after touching me! Btw nothing smells down below! So god knows why he did that!

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Honestly nothing my significant other does grosses me out.. Only because I understand that some things I do are gross as well! 
When he does something gross I just laugh because it's funny, I still love the man and don't think twice about our relationship. 
One time he sharted his pants at work, and I had to go take him some new pants 😂 he said he walked to the bathroom with his legs spread and he washed his ass out in the sink😂 later we just laughed about it 😂 he's done a bunch of gross stuff but like I said I never think twice about it.

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Ewwww!
Funny though my husband got drunk at his fantasy football league draft and in bed he farted and o got mad cuz the fans blowing went right up and in my nose and mouth. I asked if he pooped himself. Then I got up and turned the fan! His drunk farts are the worst!

What is the grossest thing your Boyfriend/Husband has done?

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