sex Ed did a terrible job

They didn't tell me about or didn't explain the intensity of all these horrible symptoms like heartburn, raging hormones, morning sickness, back pain, hip pain, foot pain, gassiness, constipation, discharge, mucus plugs, sore boobs, leaky boobs, clogged boobs, wanting to murder my boyfriend.. I think the worst thing to not be prepared for though is EVERYTHING getting bigger. My stomach obviously got bigger but my boobs went up two cup sizes, my hips spread so much I can only fit in my old fat jeans from before I lost weight (& I'm 34 weeks and only gained 24 lbs) and because of that my thighs are bigger. My ass is just huge. My chin doubled (😂). My hands are too swollen to wear my engagement ring and even worse my FEET are too big to wear any of my cute shoes!! THANKS FOR THE WARNING YOU TERRIBLE SEX ED TEACHERS!