I think I'm in the middle of some sort of virus but my boyfriend insists that I'm pregnant. I woke up with horrible body aches, nausea, and a case of the Hershey squirts Saturday morning, I felt way better after I took DayQuil though. That night I asked my boyfriend to shower with me in case I got too weak and ended up having to get out early cause I felt like puking which I did, it was all bile since all I was able to get down that day was half a banana and some rice cakes. I felt better after and have been eating and my aches have pretty much gone away. But today about an hour ago I started to feel nauseous again and had to lay down. I still have total whisky shits too but constipated at the same time. I've also been EXTREMELY bloated lately, so bad in fact that my stomach bulges out like I'm pregnant.